People throw away a lot of things, from dishwashers to ceiling fans. They all eventually become mashed up scraps of what they used to be. Maybe their metal is then buried, or perhaps is gets welded together into abstract sculptures, who is to say. We speak with our tongues and I’m glad that I have one. I’m also glad that Michael Dunstan has one, because … Continue reading Michael Dunstan – Lay in the Sun
I’ve completely stoping doing things in the name of things. I still do stuff, just I don’t dedicate the activity to anything. Earlier today I was playing with horses. They weren’t domesticated horses, they were wild, and wouldn’t you know it, they didn’t want to play with me very much. You never really know what a horse is up to. What are they thinking about? … Continue reading Born Ruffians – Dedication
The stool that I’m sitting on is slightly too high, my legs are dangling, swinging around like a small child. I hope someone sees me and gives me a lollipop. I never get lollipops anymore, they just at some point stop giving them to you. The end of this song is weird, but I really like the rest of it, just like when I eat … Continue reading Bones in Butter – Marry Me (Demo)
Monsters scare me, I don’t like claws. It would be nice if they made flyswatters that were large enough to deal with vampires and other creatures. Swat, swat, problem gone. I’ve been working on building a log cabin, specifically because logs are like tree skeletons. We’re all just skeletons, either on the inside or the outside. Corcega gets it, they seem like they get a … Continue reading Corcega – Weird Tales
I’ll hoogen your boom, right into the boom chute. I’d say it’s been about 15 years since I properly enjoyed a sweet pickle. They are just nowhere near as good as dill pickles. Pickled carrots can be pretty good, but carrots in general are pretty tasty. Apparently it’s a myth that they’re good for your eyes. A myth created by the British intelligence during World … Continue reading Brandon Hoogenboom – Feelin'
Blowing bubbles blows. If I pedal my bike far enough, I’ll definitely reach where I’m trying to go. It would help if it wasn’t a stationary bike though. Unless I’m talking about going a metaphysical place, and if that’s the case, then mind your own business. One day I’ll meet someone named Lucy. I didn’t today, but tomorrow is a new day. New days with … Continue reading Smegma Bubbles – Lucy
Where am I from? What am I? How? Yellow? Blue? These are all good questions. I like the plants that are in my house. There are a variety of them, different shapes and sizes. I think my plants like this song. Perhaps it will make them grow faster, or grow in different shapes than they would have grow in otherwise. Joel Martin from Toldedo has … Continue reading Joel Martin from Toledo -Then
I was walking around today and I wandered all over the place. I was going somewhere, but now I can’t remember, so I’ll go to bed. I prefer my pillows soft, but sometimes hard. Usually soft though. This song by Geese is like a medium-soft pillow, but one that you might bring to a pillow fight. A sexy pillow fight. I don’t wear pyjamas, but … Continue reading Geese – Low Era
A long time ago I used to ask myself questions, really trying to get to the depth of my being. I thought long and hard about the basics, like “what are smells?” and “why are thumbs so thumby?” Then I just chilled, and this song by Are We Hunting chilled too. Take it easy, ease your taking. This is the song: Continue reading Are We Hunting – Letters
Coca Cola hurts my throat sometimes when I drink it, but it’s tasty. I feel the same about this song. I think red shovels are the best colour of shovel, and I think that The Reytons would agree. If I divided this song by 17, I’d have at least twice as many of this song as I had previously. This is the song: Continue reading The Reytons – Headache
